January 2012
December 2011
gee, thanks warning label, you just saved my life
i was actually considering using my new floor lamp in the shower
2011 was the best year of my life..i’m kind of sad to see it go :((
i think the black girls at my school like me more than they like the boys of their own race
when I bump into a black girl in the hallway at school
Me: Oops, sorry girl.
Black Girl: OH IT'S OKAY JAKE YOU SO SEXY, DID YOU KNOW THAT??
when anyone else bumps into a black girl in the hallway at school
Them: Sorry!
Black Girl: YOU BITCH YOU LUCKY WE AT SCHOOL R I'D KNOCK YOUR PRIVILEGED LIL' ASS RIGHT NOW
the only thing that is changing about me tomorrow is my underwear
i’m in a really bad mood right now
obviously
I fucking hate the people at my school. They need to stop pretending to start off a new year with a new attitude and new “me”. You are all going to be the same ignorant, inconsiderate, judgmental mother fuckers you have always been. You are all still going to be in everyone’s business while putting your own on the back burners. Just fuck off.
you know what pisses me off?
most of the people at my school
: *while im cooking pasta*
Dad: Folami, add some oregano to that.
Me: Oh okay, what does it looks like?
Dad: …weed.
Me: *goes to reach for it*
My Sister: IT’S A TRAP!!
Me: …..
i don’t even know why i’m friends with my friends
emma stone is so much prettier when she isn’t smiling
all of my friends are working tonight how exciting
awkward palm tree
Anonymous asked: I love following you, you're so hilarious oh my god
Anonymous asked: Why do you like black girls so much?
falsettocat:
who unfollows someone for being happy
I should put vaseline on all of your handles and doorknobs in your house bitch how you like THEM APPLES
i have three new year’s resolutions
no, don’t ask what they are because i won’t tell you
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david
do you still have that “THIS IS BRAND NEW INFORMATION” picture???
my punctuation skills become null and void once i open up tumblr
i went to a wedding tonight and at the reception there was a lady GETTING IT on the dance floor all by herself and everyone was laughing at her so i went dance with her i felt like such a good person
someone walks into me in the hallway at school
me: sorry
them:
me: fucking slut
i have some major white girl problems concerning a black girl
is that ironic? or just funny? or just nothing at all because omfg fuck off
Friend: Hey, Jake, want to come to the mall with me?
Me: Nope, I'm tired.
Friend: I'll buy you some food.
Me: Pick me up in five minutes.
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okay bye kamille and i are going be cute at the mall
Watchjojo-gabor:
alwaysss
falsettocat:
I just fail to understand how people can be so fucking idiotic.
It’s pretty hot in this box
